(from the book of faces) All couples – make this your status and answer honestly!

Who’s older?
Him. 47 on 1/14.
Same high school?
Nope. Him: Solon High School. Me: Coldwater High School. 377 miles apart. And somehow we found each other. ??
Most sensitive?
Flip a coin. He’s more outwardly sensitive, and I’m more inwardly sensitive. We’re both a little paranoid and tend to overanalyze social cues. I’m worse.
Eats out the most?
Him. He loves restaurants and trying new things. I like comfort food and eating what I’m used to.
More social?
Him. Emphatically, him. He has to drag me out of the house.
Most stubborn?
Flip a coin. I might say he is and he might say I am.
Who’s the funniest?
He is definitely more witty and funny. I roll my eyes a lot, but he really is.
Most temper?
Flip a coin. He goes off like a firecracker but then he’s done. I let it fester until I blow up and then hold a grudge an hour. Ok, sometimes a day.
Wakes up first?
Him. He’s an early bird and I’m a night owl.
Bigger family?
Me. But only because I’ve got extra parents.
Said I love you first?
I honestly can’t remember. Probably him.
The hoarder?
Me.
Better driver?
He’ll say he is and I’ll say I am. He’s more fast and decisive. I’m more careful.
More Siblings?
HIm.
Better cook?
Him.
More talkative?
HIM. Thank God. He does all the talking for us.
Shops more?
Definitely me. Amazon and I have a close, personal relationship. God bless Prime shipping.
Best dancer?
Him.
Pet lover?
Both of us. He’s happy with his dog, but I want a barn full of rescue animals.
Who’s taller?
He used to be 5’7″ and I used to be 5’5″ but I think we’ve both shrunk in our old age. ?
 
I love you, Tom. You mean everything to me. You’re my person, my rock, my home, my ollyollyoxenfree and you will be forevermore.
tom,jenness
tom,jenness

It appears I have waaayyyyyyy too much time on my hands. And that I also have spent almost all that time with Adobe InDesign. He’s, like, my boyfriend.

Oh, yeah, I have a blog! *waves*

Oh, it was about time we demoted that creep down from the top of the page, right? Of course, right. Buh bye then. You AH the weakest link; good-bye.

NEXT.

So I still have no job prospects; which means no income.

I went to a Passion Party. I decided to see if I could make some income at that.

So I joined Passion Parties. Which meant that I got to design a business card. *claps hands excitedly*

But. (There is always a but. And sometimes a butt.)

I can’t decide which I like better; I put it to you, Mah Peepull.

1- Do we like the open rose or the closed rose better?

2- Do we like the green stroke around the text or not?

Post title that has nothing to do with the content which is something funny found on someone else’s blog in lieu of taking the time to create some quality content of one’s own

(Failbook WIN. Check out the comments on the original post [click the image] because they’re almost as good as the post itself.)

AD (that will garner blogger less than a penny per click through)

Obnoxious comment making a flimsy excuse for not posting lately.

Mind-numbingly boring description of mundane goings-on in blogger’s life.

Thinly veiled passive aggressive mention of gratuitous drama interrupting the relative peace of the blogosphere offering up support for one’s bloggy BFF whilst slamming another underdog blogger whose content was taken out of context anyway, thus encouraging continuing drama even as input is calling for an end to said drama.

Shameless begging for readers to join the Google Friend Connect and/or Facebook page using the badge on the sidebar.

Cheesy, oft-used sign off to match the brand of the blog

Cutesy graphic of the blogger’s name

EVEN BIGGER AD (that will garner blogger less than a penny per click through) that has no point for existence since if readers didn’t click the first ad, they aren’t going to click the second ad.