Drum roll, please…

Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat… er, I mean, a name.

Milk Maid, send me your snail mail and I’ll get your prize mailed off! The gum disappeared, and I hope I don’t find it chewed up and ground into the carpet upstairs. So I bought a new pack to replace it, and I’ll also send you a 5×7 of one of my pictures in my flickr photostream, your choice!

My brother gets an “Honorable Mention” for emailing this contribution, and a free night of babysitting to take his lovely bride out on an honest-to-goodness date:

“For a true caption to your picture contest, you need to know what happened before the picture was taken. Smokey had been watching the Lethal Weapon Series and really likes Danny Glover since first seeing Operation Dumbo Drop. They looked ahead and saw how far it was back to the house, turned around and said, “I’m getting too old for this sh*t!”

Rip it, roll it, and punch it, dude. Now I gotta go find some Ho-Hos.

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