The wannabe meme

MelodyAnn e-mailed this. I don’t take these things real seriously and it’s good blog fodder so here goes…

  1. What time did you get up this morning? around 9am
  2. Diamonds or pearls? Isn’t that a 90s song by Prince?
  3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Open Season
  4. What is your favorite TV show? Scrubs
  5. What do you usually have for breakfast? a nervous breakdown
  6. What is your middle name? Procrastination
  7. What food do you dislike? The yucky kind
  8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? A Merry Jazzmas
  9. What kind of car do you drive? The kind that’s dented, dirty, got 120k miles, and is paid for
  10. Least favorite sandwich? Crap Sammichs
  11. What characteristic do you despise? bigotry
  12. Favorite item of clothing? None. *evil grin*
  13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Anywhere there’s sand, sun, and happy hour starts at 1pm
  14. What color is your bathroom? WalMart special white
  15. Favorite brand of clothing? Levi’s or Converse
  16. Where would you retire to? I retire to my boudoir every evening.
  17. What was your most memorable birthday? The one when Nanner got me a cake from HyVee and she got the Bakery Chick to write “Nessa Bessa Boodle Chicken Noodle” on it
  18. Favorite sport to watch? lesbian midget jell-o wrestling
  19. When is your birthday? Only once a year.
  20. Are you a morning person or a night person? I’m a 4:37pm person.
  21. What is your shoe size? That’s classified information
  22. Pets? The Elli – my beloved JRT; and my cats The Elmer (aka Dumb as a Box of Hair), and The Emma (aka Snotty Little Cheerleader Bitch).
  23. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us? Sure. I’m pregnant. And monkeys might fly out my butt.
  24. What did you want to be when you were little? Big. Now I’m big and I want to be little.
  25. What are you today? Disenchanted. Disoriented. Discombobulated.
  26. What is your favorite candy? Eye candy. Matthew McConaughey shirt-less. Lucky for me, he likes to disrobe a lot.
  27. What is your favorite flower? Gold Medal
  28. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? Well, I don’t buy anything from Publisher’s Clearing House so since Ed McMahon is not going to show up at my door with a great big check one of these days, I’ll go with None of the Above.
  29. What church do you attend? The Temple of TMI
  30. What is your full name? Dory Procrastination Blue-Tang
  31. What are you listening to right now? the voices in my head
  32. What was the last thing you ate? Popcorn and bite-size Butterfingers
  33. Do you wish on stars? No, but it makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will coooome to yoooou.
  34. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Granny Smith Apple Green
  35. How is the weather right now? Frightful. But the fiiiire is soooo delightful.
  36. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Probably Tom. I gave up my cell phone in May to switch to text/IM only. Sometimes I try to talk on Tom’s phone but I have a hard time understanding. Actually, now that I think about it, I talked to Kizzle just a little bit ago on Tom’s phone. I caught the gist of it, but I hope there’s not a pop quiz on the convo! I’ll probably make her tell the story again next time I see her face-to-face! *laughs*
  37. Do you like the person who sent this to you? No. I loooove her in a totally non-lesbian lover sort of way!
  38. Favorite soft drink? Mountain Dew
  39. Favorite restaurant? Roadkill Grill
  40. Hair color? Purple with pink dots
  41. Siblings? 7. Not sure where they all are now. I was raised by wolves.
  42. Favorite day of the year? National Psychosis Awareness Day
  43. What was your favorite toy as a child? My pony
  44. Summer or winter? Spring or fall, because I’m difficult like that
  45. Hugs or kisses? Cold Hard Cash
  46. Chocolate or Vanilla? Twist
  47. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday
  48. What is under your bed? 6 drawers
  49. What did you do last night? finished cleaning the boys’ rooms and watched Scrubs
  50. What are you afraid of? Plushophiles
  51. Plain, buttered, or salted Popcorn? Whatever that cute Eagle Scout has in his bag
  52. How many keys on your key ring? None; they took them away when they checked me in
  53. How many years at your current job? Been a worthless jobless festering sore on society since May 25
  54. Favorite day of the week? They’re all pretty much the same these days
  55. Cities you have lived in? Fremont, Michigan; Coldwater, Michigan; Quincy, Michigan and Cedar Rapids, Iowa
  56. Favorite saying? Rip it, roll it, and punch it, dude.

5 thoughts on “The wannabe meme

  1. You made me laugh at 6:31 a.m. Quite an accomplishment. And I love you too, though in a totally gay way, now that I’ve decided to go after my dream of becoming a lesbian crack-whore….

  2. Scrubs! Yes!
    Are you not totally depressed that this is the last season, though? My husband and I laugh our asses off every week at that show, and when we bought the DVDs, we could watch it for hours and not even notice the time.
    Well, before we had kids, that is.

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