I have been saying for literally years that I have got to keep track and make a real list, but never got around to it. But today I decided the time has come to start my list. I will add to this list as events warrant.
Things I never thought I would have to actually utter unto my children but found myself rolling my eyes and stating:
- “Stop licking your brother.”
That’s my gene pool at work, y’all. I think the pH is all hinky. Or maybe just on clearance at the outlet mall.
Rip it, roll it, and punch it, dude.