I’m cheating a little bit. But, hey, it’s technically a picture I took today. It’s just not artsy-fartsy.

Our friends came over and made sushi tonight.

I saw this, and said, “Oh, hey, this isn’t imitation! It’s the real stuff!”


My friend said, “No, I’m pretty sure that’s imitation.”

I looked closer.


Oh, there it is.

Pretty sneaky there, Louis Kemp. Dirty cotton rock sucking rat bastards.